DHT – THE MACHETE OF THINNING HAIR

 Science has found that only one thing can prevent baldness

...hair!

A quarter of all men start losing their hair while they're still in their twenties, and by the time the fifties come around, the chrome domes show up in at least half of us. Most men would rather wear Prada stilettos than experience hair loss.We can wear all the T shirts we want emblazoned with the slogan "It's not a bald head, it's a solar power generator for a sex machine," but the hotties down at the local bar won't buy that for a minute. Chicks like to see a full head of hair as it indicates that everything is in full working order in the downstairs department. They're not overly thrilled by a guy who's so bald she can see what's on his mind.

What's six inches long, has a bald head, and drives chicks crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.

“God created a few perfect head, on the rest he put hair.” Yeah, yeah, just keep telling yourself that and see if you can fool yourself into believing that hair loss is okay. The bottom line is that you know that you don't want to look like a middle aged small town accountant, and you have to take action to stop it now before it gets too far. The search for a hair loss treatment has been ongoing for decades, and a ton of hair loss products are on the market. Do any of them really promote hair regrowth?

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?

"Thanks, I'll never part with it!"

Stopping hair loss is nowhere near as simple as you would think. Testosterone, that wonderful stuff that makes you a man, gets changed into something known as DHT by an enzyme in your hair follicles. That DHT shrinks the follicles and eventually, much like jeans on an Etheopian, they fall off of you (your head). Not good.

What do you call a bunch of bunnies hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

Losing your hair through the effects of DHT has also been linked to heart trouble and prostate cancers. It's definitely something that you want to put off as long as you possibly can, as it's not just for your own sex appeal, but for your own survival as well.

What's the difference between an ape, an orphan, a prince, and a bald man?

An ape has a hairy parent, an orphan has nary a parent, a prince is an heir apparent, and a bald man has no hair apparent.

Men suffering from the thinning hair of male pattern baldness have to have the willpower to Just Say No To Rugs & Plugs. The last thing you want to do is go through painful and expensive hair replacement transplant procedures and come out like you've got 300 tiny potted plants growing out of the top of your head. Or to spend five hundred bucks on a toupee that flips over at the first breeze. Very sexy. Not!

How do you identify a bald eagle?

Its feathers are combed to one side.

There are all sorts of lotions and potions out there that you can put on your head which are supposed to fight DHT and you still end up pulling fluff bunnies out of your comb. No one has come up with a definitive cure for male pattern baldness and get hair regrowth happening, but there are some compounds which have shown to be very effective in keeping your hair full and healthy, and even regrowing it in areas that have long since given up the ghost. Some of the most popular of these include the hair loss remedy Propecia with Finesteride and the foam Rogaine with Minoxidil. Propecia is prescription based, but Minoxidil is available right now to everybody.  Check out the review I did on various products containing Minoxidil and which one’s I no longer use and which one I still use to this day, by clicking on the article below:

Hair Loss Products 101 – What Worked And Didn’t Work For Me

Cheers!

~Tony

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